when i was younger i had a really bad fear of vampires when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse the vampires and they would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
Idina Menzel & Kristen Bell | 86th Annual Academy Awards (March 2, 2014)
"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"