the best part of Easter is that I get to hide empty Easter eggs at other peoples Easter egg hunts and watch the fights break out and families fall apart
Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk
is this frozen?
Don’t let them in
Don’t let them see
Be the old man you always have to be
why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia
Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it
that hasnt stopped any corporations before
Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm.
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.